Wednesday, January 30, 2008

BILLARY VS HILLIAM

As a fascinating after thought (and some after words) in the wake of Hillary Clinton's resounding loss to Barack Obama in the Democratic South Carolina primary, the first comments were by Bill, not Hillary Clinton, thus the "Billary" references by so many. We at the Faux think that by herself,Mrs. Clinton is a formidable self, but at the very least she must see to it that her husband William, if he must be on center stage with her, not upstage her in the bargain. Make his comments follow her in every sense. It would then be a short step from Hilliam to Hill, as in the one he must climb.

Posted by Unknown at Wednesday, January 30, 2008

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