Thursday, January 17, 2008

WILL BUSH’S STATE OF THE UNION BE NEWT-ERED?

Newt Gingrich has noticed and so probably has the Republican Party that after the Iowa and New Hampshire primary, this change thing is not going to charge. And Mr. Gingrich noted that the president’s final (whew) State of the Union should respond. There’s no concern of recession by Mr. Gingrich, however, when talking of Michigan claiming that government spending, not the problems of the auto industry are the root of, for example, Detroit’s economic woes. OK, Newt wants to give President Bush in put but he also won’t keep his mitts off the Michigan primary, predicting Mitt Romney will win that one. Newt goes on to say that he sees him (Romney) as having a real chance at the Republican nomination. No, he (Mitt) can’t, at least not until we get him a good nickname, anyway.

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