Friday, April 24, 2009

GARDEN OF I’VE BEEN



NOW WRITING FROM ISRAEL

We are walking through this wonderful garden in Tel Aviv, which I don’t know the name of so I am calling it the “Garden of I’ve Been”. There is a mini stone hedge here, but even more fascinating is this amazing cactus. The entire cactus which is almost 6 feet tall is smooth, you can really even touch it. But the little plants, the offspring coming out of it are so sharp it can rip you up. This makes me think of a smooth, relatively moderate parent with feisty kids. It’s the story of indulgent Jewish parents.

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1 comment:

Faith and Facts said...

I am so jealous of your trip to Israel. Having studied the history and archeology for years, I dream of traveling there one day. Take a picture of the garden and post it for us.

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