Thursday, July 30, 2009




BEYOND THE PALIN; ANIMAL MAGNATISM UPDATE


We are trying to figure out (by golee) just what sort of species Sarah Palin is. She plans on writing a book, although we are not sure (by her own inference) that she has ever read one, and she keeps referring to herself as a “hockey mom” which according to her is a pit bull with lipstick. Yet she wouldn’t complete her last 15 months as Alaskan Governor, because that would “go with the flow” and she would be a “lame duck”. So basically she is a dog with makeup that will fight to protect her type of Americans just as a grizzly would protect her cubs. Truly, in terms of logic, common sense and makeup for animals…Sarah Palin is a “bear market”.

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