Thursday, July 16, 2009

SHE GOES BEYOND THE PALIN, UPDATE

Sarah Palin is considering a number of new initiatives, among them working for politicians that share her views (she says including Democrats) and writing a book. By working for the Democrats she would really be serving the GOP purpose, as it would no doubt help get Republicans elected. Additionally, before writing a book she should probably, actually, read one or failing that… at least a newspaper. And pss…make it a point to remember the name of what you read.

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