Friday, July 31, 2009

THE SOUR BREATH OF DEMINT

Senator Jim DeMint of South Carolina is a true South Carolina patriot which is different than regular patriots (sadly enough). A S. Carolina patriot is for the President, as long as he is a Republican, they are for equality as long as you recognize the confederate flag over their capital, and in the case of Jim DeMint it means to hope that the Obama health care plan will be a waterloo and will “break him”. As Gail Collins of the NY Times recently pointed out, this “patriotic gentleman” in his last election campaign said that gay people and unmarried pregnant women should not be allowed to teach in public schools. This is just some of the sour breath of DeMint that is being fostered upon the public consciousness, and oh, we almost forgot…he is viewed as a leading Republican presidential candidate for 2012. We already miss Mark Sanford and Jim Ensign.

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