Thursday, July 2, 2009




WE ARE NOT AS FAT, HEALTH CARE IN THE “RED”


Connecticut is the 3rd least fat state in the country, as only 21.3% of its population is considered obese. And among children, that number goes up (sadly) to 25.7%. The top people “massing at the southern borders of our country” (sorry, couldn’t resist it) are in declining order – top 5.
South Carolina 29.7 %
Tennessee 30.2%
West Virginia 31.1%
Alabama 31.2%
Mississippi 32.5% (!!!)

In addition to that, 7 of the top 8 heaviest states are red states, I guess they don’t realize that political influence doesn’t come with body mass.

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Posted by Unknown at Thursday, July 02, 2009

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