Thursday, July 30, 2009

WHEN BIRD BRAINS BET; CAN-ARY HEADS BE FAR BEHIND?

We have all heard about the dogfights relating to NFL player Michael Vick. These also take place with cock fights where aggressive roosters put their “fowl friends” into the ring (sorry, couldn’t resist). Recently though, we have heard about the “canary and finch” fighting ring. Authorities have found thousands of dollars in bets placed on the winner of such a fight in which 2 male canaries and one female are placed into a ring and the 2 males battle each other for the female. So there are people who drive out and bet money to watch 2 canaries fight. Can you get any more (can)ary headed than that?

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