Tuesday, March 13, 2007

LOOSE LIPPIES SINK WELL . . . LOUIS LIBBY

A few quick tips from the FNN.C to help Mr. Libby scoot impending problems.



1)    Don’t think on this earth anyone believes you or your

bunch on their best day is more reliable than Tim Russert

on his worse.  Even those that vote for your side know you’re liars.

2)    Rove and Cheney wouldn’t pee on you if you were on

fire; quick cut a yellow cake deal to cook your yellow friends.  They’re cowards, always have been.

3)    Drop the name “Scooter”, not good for prison, rhymes

with Hooter.

4)    Say alcohol made you hit on the pages  . . . oh, wrong

alibi manual, sorry.

5)    Remember, in prison the quality of rooms and roommates

vary, so cover up.

Posted by Unknown at Tuesday, March 13, 2007

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