Thursday, November 15, 2007

THE CROSS-HAIRS, CARCASS, CANVAS, CAUCUS DEPT.

As people try to canvas the vote on the key primary in Iowa, the quote of the week belongs to former Arkansas Governor Mike Huckabee. Responding to the fact that he was now the object of other Republican’s criticisms (he’s been rising in the polls) he spoke from his hunter’s turf as follows, “You never put the cross-hairs on a dead carcass”. Which puts a little perspective on the targeting by Republicans and most all Democratics (except maybe her logical VP nominee New Mexico Governor Richardson) of Hilary. She’s the biggest game, she’s the livest game, and we’ll see in the forthcoming debates if she continues to have game.

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