Sunday, April 26, 2009




A FAUX-DUCIARY REPORT


While walking on the boardwalk in Tel Aviv and seeing thousands and thousands of people, what is remarkable is that no more than 10% of them have their head covered. Either a good cap or a good anti-sunburn campaign would be sure to do very well here. However from those that are wearing caps we have spotted 5 NY Yankees caps and only 1 NY Mets.

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Posted by Unknown at Sunday, April 26, 2009

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Faith and Facts said...

The Yankees are the most popular baseball team in the world. I live in NM and there are even fans here.

April 26, 2009 at 5:54 PM

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