Thursday, February 14, 2008

MIKEHECKOFATHREE WAS SUCH A GOOD THREE THAT NOW HE’S A TWO

With Flitt Romney having fled, Mike Huckabee is now the “two” man if not the “too late” man chasing John McMime. Is he trying to be the big “two” as in McCain’s VP nomination? Possibly, but could we afford to have someone who’s a 72 year old plus heartbeat away from the presidency, who actually thinks we should abolish the IRS and replace it with, get this, an oppressive (to the poor and middle class) sales tax of well over 20%. See, there’s the advantage of John McCain, he does not believe in torture and on finances, is only half crazy, but . . . since he didn’t dodge the draft, hard right conservatives can’t identify with him.

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