Tuesday, July 17, 2007

THE JOHN MCCAIN DOWN MARKET CONTINUED

    As pointed out on “Meet the Press” by Robert Novak,
John McCain has alienated the Republican base on many issues not just
outspoken, attention getting, support for the Iraq war.  These
topics included immigration reform, he feels we need it; global
warming, he knows it’s a hot issue; stem cell research, we presume
right wingers won’t refuse the cures, and campaign finance reform, his
own, alas, is broke.  Add to that his dogged insistence that the
earth is round and there were dinosaurs and you have a dogma
dilemma.  Oh, and talk about having ironies in the fire; the one
time John McCain really compromises his integrity, by going to speak at
Jerry Falwell’s Liberty University, what does it get him?  The
“agent of intolerance” (Mr. McCain’s words, not ours) goes and gets to
test his own theory on an afterlife so he’s no longer any help to the
Senator in this life, if he ever was.  Say, in the interests of
accuracy, we should probably make that ironies in the hellfire. 

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