Thursday, July 19, 2007

WE REVILE KYLE

    Makes you think of Joe Torre’s regular use of right
hander Kyle Farnsworth in the Yankee eighth innings as their setup
man.  Well, they’re winning games; duh, can you say in friggin’
spite of?  One other theory:  Tums and Rolaids are having a
bidding war over Joe Torre’s endorsing them, and part of the deal is he
keep trotting out this yo-yo.  Think about it, Farnsworth has
pitched just one (1), 1-2-3 inning since mid-June.  Does he have
compromising photos of Joe Torre?  We’re stumped.

Posted by Unknown at Thursday, July 19, 2007

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