Monday, July 23, 2007

WITH APOLOGIES TO THE VILLAGE PEOPLE

(WITH APOLOGIES TO THE VILLAGE PEOPLE) THERE’S



NO MAYBE, THERE’S NO MAYBE, THEY DO TOO, THEY



DO TOO, THEY DO TOO, GET NEW RECRUITS



    Mike McConnell, Director of National Intelligence,
recently conceded and (then nervously digressed) that our occupation in
Iraq has been an excellent device for al-Qaeda to recruit and
indoctrinate in the broader based Sunni extremist community.  The
National Intelligence estimate released this month allows that could
well translate into Homeland attacks, as in right here on us. 
Turns out those in D.C. who always talk about using their tools have
given al-Qaeda real tools . . . so much for our tools.

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