Thursday, July 12, 2007

THE UNPARDONABLE BILL CLINTON

     “Scooter” Libby, as all now know, has been
pardoned by the “Insider”, we mean the “Decider”, our president, G.W.
Bush.  Bush, Tony Snow and others were quick to deflect criticism
by pointing out that President Clinton had a few unpardonables of his
own, although none like Libby who’d already been convicted, and might
just sing a song before he got his get out of jail pard.  But
they’ve got a point, particularly in the case of the infamous financier
and accused tax evader, Marc Rich, who was given his own life
mulligan.  What gives us a chuckle at FNN.C, is that Mr. Rich’s
lawyer was the aforementioned Mr. Libby.  See Bubba, what happens
when you trust a Republican.

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