Monday, March 31, 2008

THE D.C. DECIMAL SYSTEM

We’re told President GW Bush, a man who proudly allows that he doesn’t read much, will have a library at Southern Methodist University. We at the Faux find the choice a bit interesting since SMU as far as we know was neither a place Mr. Bush matriculated as even or even aspired to , but we digress. We do have same advance information as to the structural and literary logistics planned for Mr. Bush’s collection: there will be two wings , one for housing Marvel products and the other for D.C.

Posted by Unknown at Monday, March 31, 2008

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