Wednesday, March 26, 2008

DON’T JUST DO SOMETHING, STAND THERE

The economy on many levels is in crisis – even George Bush is beginning to hear about it. Just the other week, he was told oil was over $100.00 a barrel and that gas would soon be at about $4.00 a gallon. His answer, “really, I’ll have to look into that”. Doesn’t he get better as his presidency goes along?
Next, members of the Senate are breaking the news to the “happy fellow” president (that’s how he described himself in a talk last week about the economy) that there are a bit more than a few Americans facing some sort of mortgage crisis. Hope this also, at least, is a look into it moment, as opposed to a looking glass moment. In his eighth year at least, could George begin to get curiouser and curiouser?

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