Sunday, March 23, 2008

MCCAIN’S MESOPOTAMIAN MIXUP, THREE TIMES (OR MORE), NOT A CHARM

Three times this week, John McCain misspoke on Iraq, claiming they’re training Al Quaeda. After the third such gaffe, not a charm, the younger more sprightly member of that traveling duo, the 63 plus year old Joe Lieberman, whispered it’s “extremists, not Al Quaeda.” Al Quaeda, you see, is made up of Sunni’s (funded by Bush buddies Saudi Arabia) while Iran is a Shiite nation, and believe it or not, we at the Faux already knew that. He (Mr. McCain) noted he corrected his mistake(s) immediately. Well after three times, but considered it absurd he wouldn’t know the difference (between Sunni’s and Shiites) and then he asked what was the question again.

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