Wednesday, May 14, 2008

MORE NOT LOQUACIOUS BUT QUOTATIOUS FOLK

It’s easy to be economical in praise that is of the economical policies and approaches of John McCain and company. In one such instance, Ms. Carly Fiorina, a McCain campaign surrogate, when asked (as was Hillary Clinton) to name a single credible economist who supports the gas tax cut (remember we get all of .30 a day back, wow) said, “No, I can’t but I don’t think it matters”. Omigod, is McCain going to be a less knowledgeable president that George Bush? Is a Bush II light even conceivable?

Posted by Unknown at Wednesday, May 14, 2008

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