Friday, May 30, 2008

On Talking the Talk; Some (GOP) Base Truths

The President of Iran, we call (and pronounce) his name: Imadimwhack job is like other Arab leaders, quite rational. The proof is that no top guy from Bin Laden to those in charge of Hamas, or other terror groups sponsored by Saudi Arabia or Iran have ever led a mission themselves. The rationale is, of course, that they’re still around and since their missions are suicide ones, they’re aware enough and cowardly enough to be aware that no one does two of those. Thus while Senator McCain says we won’t talk to such enemies (unlike the policies of JFK, Nixon, Regan et. al.), you know if elected he will, because presidents always do, as even to some degree has the Bush Administration. So, tell us, why the bluster buster? Maybe it’s because one can eventually act rationally once they’ve been elected by the Republican base, but they can’t get elected by talking rationally to the Republican base.

No comments:

The Faux News Network Principles


A) We distort, you abide
B) Or we retort if you deride, unless we choose not to
C) Complete sentences are acceptable in lieu of complete truths
D) It’s OK to criticize the 2006 Democratic Congress for all America’s problems since 2001
E) We shoot from the flip
F) We’re not always accurate but we’re always certain
G) On what we feel is wrong in this world, we can’t stop people from saying I don’t agree or I don’t care, but we won’t let them say I didn’t know
H) The director’s board has a whim of irony
I) In times of emergency, we should rally around our President: In times of democracy he should do the same for us
J) We proudly plagiarize in advance, examples available upon request
K) It’s easy to be fun-based when you’re fact based
L) Good news parody makes for good news parity
M) And, of course, our goal is and always will be to be the most trusted name in Faux News