Monday, January 26, 2009

AND THEIR REALLY MEAN TO THEIR ENEMIES

The military wing of Hamas as in the past has showed themselves in the present to be some pretty twisted misters. They have been torturing members of Fatah for the following crimes; being moderate and (and it doesn't get any more traitorous that this) smiling in public. We at the Faux have a number of questions (not that Hamas would answer them). First, what are the penalties for sarcasm? Second, since these are your Arab brethren, what are your plans for your enemies?

P.S. These torture methods include eye gouging, leg shooting and roof throwing among others.

Posted by Unknown at Monday, January 26, 2009

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