Monday, January 26, 2009

A DIET INTELLIGENTLY DESIGNED

In Hudson station (Washington DC) on election day there was a 20 minute line to buy the newspaper, as many people wanted it as souvenirs. We at the Faux bought the Washington Post for our friends back in New Haven, and one interesting piece that caught our eye was on Ann Coulter. We at the Faux believe that Ann Coulter and Laura Ingram really make us examine (and believe in) intelligent design. Think about it; those two ladies are destined to never reproduce...and it doesn't get much more intelligent than that. And then there was Oprah's magazine, in which G-d bless her "ever increasing" diet advice, we feel that Oprah giving advice on dieting is comparable to Dick Cheney giving a lecture on constitutional law.

Posted by Unknown at Monday, January 26, 2009

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