Friday, January 23, 2009

PLAGIARIZING IN ADVANCE...AGAIN

On "Meet the Press" this past Sunday, Tom Brokaw caught us plagiarizing him in advance. If you recall, we said several months ago that Americans should want their President to be capable and for some reason recently we have focused more on likable. What we felt at the Faux was that the key is actually being adaptable. Well, Brokaw agreed and said exactly that this past Sunday. The test for Barack Obama will be adaptability. We apologize to Tom, he did a fine job substituting for Tim Russert until Dick Gregory took over, another plagiarizing prediction that we made and we owe an apology to NBC for that as well. We will try to keep things under control and keep up our plagiarizing in advance work in the future.

Posted by Unknown at Friday, January 23, 2009

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