Friday, January 30, 2009

A THAIN IN THE BUTT

John Thain was the former Merrill Lynch executive who handed 4 billion dollars in bonuses to his former employees just as the firm was being taken over by Bank of America. He is the same gentleman who spent 1 million dollars to renovate his office with such things as a pair of chairs for $87,000, the famous commodore legs for $35,000, as well as many other assorted goodies.

Here's the fascinating part about Mr. Thain; many insiders believe that he was John McCain's choice for to be the Secretary of Treasury. And if people wonder why we at the Faux are still intense about the election that the good guys already won, its because it's increasingly more frightening what might have been had they lost.
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Posted by Unknown at Friday, January 30, 2009

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