BRIDGE SALE AT THE FAUX

We are looking to sell the Gowanus bridge, we can't sell the Brooklyn bridge because we have already sold that this month and we never sell the same bridge twice in a month. But here's how we're going to do it; we need a subcription list of the NY Post. On the front page of the NY Post and the NY Times is an article regarding the indictment of former power broker (and Senate majority leader) of NY Joseph Bruno, indicted in a $3 million scandal. In the NY Times front page article it is never pointed out that he is a Republican and neither is it (of course) in the Republican leaning NY Post.

But here is where we sell the bridge; We found subscribers to the NY Post that really believe that if Bruno had been a Democrat that it wouldnt have been a leading part of the front page article in the NY Post, and also we will sell those who believe that if the NY Times had printed the same article on a Democrat wouldnt have mentioned it in the article, the right wing "am" folks (who will hopefully soon be "pm") would not have been howling. Anyways, Gowanus bridge; reasonable price, great view, full usage and inside information into the traffic pattern.
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