Tuesday, January 27, 2009

HEY LOOK GOP...WE'RE DOIN' FOLKSY

We at the Faux have always said that smugness, cutsiness and folksiness are the three classic sins. Smugness fools you, it doesnt fool your opponents, rather it makes you fool yourself. Cutsiness just nauseates you. But Folksiness is downright dangerous, look at former President Bush and his group. Now, we're tols that Kirsten Gillibrand the new Senator from NY is a centrist, and as the NY Times headlines says...she is "folksy". And here we thought that definition was reserved for Republicans...
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