INTRODUCING SARA-MOST

We have been informed by Sara-most (a new staffer at Faux News) that there is a woman selling her virginity for 3.7 million dollars. Our first reaction as we shoot from the flip; how much to cop a feel? But beyond that it brought to mind, especially as we near the NFL Superbowl, the story of Vince Lombardi of the Green Bay Packers, a team noted for its extreme rivalry. It was brought to Mr. Lombardi's attention that the team was breaking curfew like there was never such a word. Vince Lombardi brought his team together (the average NFL salary at the time was approximately 50-60k per year) and told them that anyone caught violating curfew would be fined $5,000 the first time. Lombardi left the room only to return moments later, turned to Max McGee and said "Oh, and if you do find a woman worth $5,000 can you at least take me along so I can see her?"

We are reminded on Coach Lombardi and we can't help but think that this woman wants to be heard but even more so she wants to be seen and even more than that she wants to be felt (sorry, we couldn't help it). We are sure that one of the pictorials in our country will do a feature on her. Guaranteed, she will have her one issue of fame.