MEMORIAL DAY MISSIVE FROM REAL FOX NEWS

It is the VETERAN, not the preacher, who has given us freedom of religion It is the VETERAN, not the reporter, who has given us freedom of press It is the VETERAN, not the poet, who has given us freedom of speech It is the VETERAN, not the campus organizer, who has given us freedom to assemble It is the VETERAN who serves under the Flag THANKS TO RICHARD WHO IS SEAWORTHY

THE COMPANY THAT COMPANY KEEPS/BELIEVES

We have all heard the homily that you are judged by the company that you keep. But we’d like to expound upon that thought. And that is you are also judged by the company who’s beliefs you keep/trust. We are referring of course, as Real Fox News to the “other” Fox News. Because here’s the thing gang, our President, our joint chiefs of staff and our unbelievably brave Navy SEAL’s (not to mention DNA evidence) all confirm that Osama Bin Laden is dead and gone. Yet, a certain company, Fox News, had their doubts. They wanted picture proof, as if that would satisfy all of them anymore than our presidents long form birth certificate did. But alas, now comes (for the Fox folks at least) the undeniable voice of truth, Al Qaeda who recently acknowledged what almost everyone else understood, that Osama’s “bin Laden” to rest. And now Fox has the company they can keep and believe, and by whom we believe they should be judged.