Showing posts with label israel. Show all posts
Showing posts with label israel. Show all posts

Thursday, July 16, 2009




HUES AND VIEWS WITH JEWS


While meeting with Jewish leaders about his approach to the Arab-Israeli conflict, Barack Obama pointed out (and factually so) that the media reports his demands of Israel far more than they report his demands of the Arabs. We at the Faux think that’s absolutely okay, as it isn’t what the media reports that’s important, its what they are really doing. It also isn’t really that newsworthy that Barack Obama is meeting with Jews, as he ends every day by meeting with David Axelrod and Rahm Emanuel to get his hues and views from Jews.

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Friday, July 10, 2009




A Tennis Final You Can Love


Kudos to both William sisters, Venus and Serena, who played again at the finals in Wimbledon. These classy ladies will always be favs of Faux because they stood up for Shahar Peer in Dubai, because due to being an Israeli citizen she was denied the right to play. The William sisters recognized that prejudice against one group is prejudice against all, threatened to walk out and forfeit their pre-tournament guarantees. Ms. Peer said they need not due so, but it has already been arranged that she and other Israeli athletes will be able to play next year thanks to Venus and Serena, who are truly winners.

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Wednesday, April 29, 2009




THE ARGUMENT FOR KOSHER EATING, YOU NEVER PIG OUT


We have all heard about the swine flu outbreak which sadly this morning took the life of another human being (a 2 year old toddler from Texas), and we still don’t know how many will fall victim. In general however, the cases in the US have been much less lethal than in Mexico. We still have to be on guard, act with caution and increase our hygiene levels. A frind of mine recently pointed out that perhaps we should pay more attention to the dietary recommendations of our ancestors (and the Bible). One thing you know about a Kosher Jew, while he may catch the flu…it probably wont be the swine flu.

I found a blog with a relevant article. So here is the link.Click here

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Sunday, April 26, 2009




A FAUX-DUCIARY REPORT


While walking on the boardwalk in Tel Aviv and seeing thousands and thousands of people, what is remarkable is that no more than 10% of them have their head covered. Either a good cap or a good anti-sunburn campaign would be sure to do very well here. However from those that are wearing caps we have spotted 5 NY Yankees caps and only 1 NY Mets.

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THE SEX SPECIFIC GENE


This is a ad for Mcdonald in Israel
It seems that every single advertise in the state of Israel (especially compared to what we are used to in the US) would lead someone to believe that all women are blond and all men have dark hair. It would either be a sex specific gene creating these people or a gene(ie) out of a bottle.

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Friday, April 24, 2009

GARDEN OF I’VE BEEN



NOW WRITING FROM ISRAEL

We are walking through this wonderful garden in Tel Aviv, which I don’t know the name of so I am calling it the “Garden of I’ve Been”. There is a mini stone hedge here, but even more fascinating is this amazing cactus. The entire cactus which is almost 6 feet tall is smooth, you can really even touch it. But the little plants, the offspring coming out of it are so sharp it can rip you up. This makes me think of a smooth, relatively moderate parent with feisty kids. It’s the story of indulgent Jewish parents.

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ISRAEL, THE FACTS FACTOR


NOW WRITING FROM ISRAEL


The incisive Roger Cohen pointed out recently that something that everyone needs to remember about Israel. And that is that they face a very difficult and potentially unholy trinity.
Palestinians are eventually going to outpopulate the Jews.Palestinian population up 30 pct in a decade-census Because as fast as orthodox Jews procreate, it seems that EVERY Moslem family seeks that embryonic path.
The current Prime Minister has backtracked regarding talks about having a Palestinian state.
To have more Palestinians than Jews is current Israel, and to not allow them to vote and control government would be an apartheid state system. And really, if there is one thing that Israelis don’t want to do (other than violate democratic principles) its to make Jimmy Carter sound sage.

But there is (as Ronald Reagan said) the “stubborness of numbers”, and Israel must face this fact and plan accordingly. And while a Moslem majority in Israel may not be an imminent problem for the next few years, it needs to be addressed now to avert a crisis in the future.

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The Faux News Network Principles


A) We distort, you abide
B) Or we retort if you deride, unless we choose not to
C) Complete sentences are acceptable in lieu of complete truths
D) It’s OK to criticize the 2006 Democratic Congress for all America’s problems since 2001
E) We shoot from the flip
F) We’re not always accurate but we’re always certain
G) On what we feel is wrong in this world, we can’t stop people from saying I don’t agree or I don’t care, but we won’t let them say I didn’t know
H) The director’s board has a whim of irony
I) In times of emergency, we should rally around our President: In times of democracy he should do the same for us
J) We proudly plagiarize in advance, examples available upon request
K) It’s easy to be fun-based when you’re fact based
L) Good news parody makes for good news parity
M) And, of course, our goal is and always will be to be the most trusted name in Faux News