Showing posts with label music. Show all posts

Showing posts with label music. Show all posts

Wednesday, May 6, 2009

KEEPING CURRENT ON DICK DALE

Dick Dale, king of the electric guitar whose credits include the Frankie Avalon beach movies turns 72 today. Dick renewed his fame when his track was played with the opening scene of the movie Pulp Fiction, and we have seen him live as well. In the movies he had a scene where he played the electric guitar in the water. We at the Faux are great fans of Mr. Dale, but in terms of attempting an electri guitar in the water we say…please don’t try this at home.

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