Showing posts with label Bill O’Reilly. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Bill O’Reilly. Show all posts

Friday, October 16, 2009




THE MEDIA FORAGE AWARD


The event is the family values symposium in Washington D.C. where all the right wingers gather and its generally presumed that the most moderate (left of center) is Bill O'Reilly. Actually, Bill O'Reilly was the recipient of the courage in media award. We found this very interesting because just prior to winning this award, Bill O'Reilly was demanding that no media be allowed to the event. Well, at least the letter on his "no media allowed" sign were written boldly.

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Monday, March 23, 2009

MAD ABOUT MADOFF; UPDATE


The ponzi scheme of Bernie Madoff has a list of victims 162 pages long, and doesn’t include the “victims within victims” meaning anyone who was an investor in a fund that had investments with Madoff. Among the known victims is the charity foundation of Auschwitz survivor  , and we wonder how a Jew can do this horrible act to another Jew? The only way to find some good in the evil would be to discover that anti- Semites like Mel Gibson, Bill O’Reilly and Ann Coulter were also invested with Madoff. We wouldn’t call that a silver lining, rather a “tarnished bronze” lining and it would make many people less “mad about Madoff”.

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Wednesday, March 4, 2009




A REPLY REPLY


We appreciate the many responses we have been getting to recent posts on Faux News and many of them have been pretty pointed. To paraphrase Stephen Colbert when he went to meet Bill O’Reilly “Papa bear, you often get criticized for what you say but never for how loudly you say it”.
Some have criticized our article “24 Carrot Bold” as having a racial undertone, and one critic pointed out that he is a white conservative who asks if it ever gets lonely up high on our white horse. Please don’t assume that in order to be “up high” the horse has to be white, and let’s be honest here; not every conservative I know is a racist, but most racists I know are conservative.

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E) We shoot from the flip
F) We’re not always accurate but we’re always certain
G) On what we feel is wrong in this world, we can’t stop people from saying I don’t agree or I don’t care, but we won’t let them say I didn’t know
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I) In times of emergency, we should rally around our President: In times of democracy he should do the same for us
J) We proudly plagiarize in advance, examples available upon request
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