Now just think, if Bush had filled out a bracket (and can never be wrong), they would have had to go back and revise those games and scores lest they be deemed unpatriotic. |
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Monday, March 23, 2009
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Friday, March 13, 2009
For the record the game completed regulation (40 Minutes) and 6 overtimes (5 minutes each), thus our nickname at the Faux “70 minutes of purgatory”. Fans from both sides cheered, despaired and yawned but not from boredom, rather from exhaustion as the game ended circa 1am. Great 7 act play, guys. |
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