We appreciate the many responses we have been getting to recent posts on Faux News and many of them have been pretty pointed. To paraphrase Stephen Colbert when he went to meet Bill O’Reilly “Papa bear, you often get criticized for what you say but never for how loudly you say it”. Some have criticized our article “24 Carrot Bold” as having a racial undertone, and one critic pointed out that he is a white conservative who asks if it ever gets lonely up high on our white horse. Please don’t assume that in order to be “up high” the horse has to be white, and let’s be honest here; not every conservative I know is a racist, but most racists I know are conservative. |
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Wednesday, March 4, 2009
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Tuesday, February 24, 2009
Our guess is that President Obama is going to continue reaching out to the Republicans using the carrot rather than the stick, at least for a certain amount of time. And we are going to predict that time is "24" because 1. its such a nice complete number and 2. Its the name of a series that all the conservatives like on Fox and 3. Its the only time any of the conservatives were comfortable with a black President. We predict that at some point Obama is going to suggest that every member of Government (including himself take a month without salary, and just like the Lily Ledbetter law when the only lawmakers voting against it were Republicans, we predict that virtually all the elected officials that will refuse to give up their salary for the American people will be Republicans. Maybe we will be proven wrong and these people will act patriotic instead of only talking patriotic. We haven't seen this yet, but we are on the look out for what we will call President Obama's "24 carrot bold". |
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