Showing posts with label PONZI. Show all posts
Showing posts with label PONZI. Show all posts

Tuesday, July 14, 2009

MAD ABOUT MADOFF UPDATE; SOME SOUTHERN EXPOSURE


Bernie Madoff wanted many things to happen, including (as they used to say in fictional writing classes) “the suspension of disbelief”. Alas, one of his last wishes has been unanswered by those who are now in charge of his life. He had requested to be sent to a prison in the northeast, but his sentence will land him in Atlanta where Mr. Madoff who recently had too much exposure will now get some southern exposure.

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Monday, March 23, 2009

MAD ABOUT MADOFF; UPDATE


The ponzi scheme of Bernie Madoff has a list of victims 162 pages long, and doesn’t include the “victims within victims” meaning anyone who was an investor in a fund that had investments with Madoff. Among the known victims is the charity foundation of Auschwitz survivor  , and we wonder how a Jew can do this horrible act to another Jew? The only way to find some good in the evil would be to discover that anti- Semites like Mel Gibson, Bill O’Reilly and Ann Coulter were also invested with Madoff. We wouldn’t call that a silver lining, rather a “tarnished bronze” lining and it would make many people less “mad about Madoff”.

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Monday, March 2, 2009




ERIC CANTOR (R-VA) - A PONZI SCHEME OR A FONZI SCHEME


All of us who followed Happy Days remember Fonzi could never say or pronounce the word w-r-o-n-g. He would say w-r…but he couldn’t pronounce the word. Well, Cantor couldn’t pronounce his condemnation of Rush Limbaugh. He said no one wants this President to fail, but at the end of his interview with George Stephanopoulos, he was asked specifically about the “Rush Limbaugh politics” and rather than condemn Rush and say the word “wrong” he just kept repeating “no one wants this President to fail”. This is definitely a Fonzi scheme.

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