Showing posts with label guns. Show all posts

Showing posts with label guns. Show all posts

Wednesday, August 12, 2009

NRA = NO REASON ALLOWED

Newark Mayor Cory Booker said it best. How is it that the NRA pushes bills that allow convicted criminals to carry guns? How do the push for people that are on a “no fly” list to buy guns? How do they push to allow people at gun shows to buy guns without background checks? In the city of Newark last year there was not a single shooting with a gun that was bought with a proper background check. So why does the NRA have a policy of No Reason Allowed and insist on laws that put citizens and police at risk? How can that be a left-right debate, and how can it be defended?

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