Good job news is that the economy for a third month did show solid gains and did add over 225,000 jobs. All patriotic Americans are overjoyed, particularly Republicans. Well, not as much. Many suckers had improvements, some didn’t. But again the old joke: The difference between a recession and a depression is in a recession you don’t work; in a depression I don’t work, so unemployment is still very individual and very personal. Mitt Romney pointed out that 25 million people in America were still unemployed or under employed and he only laid off a portion of them. Gas prices are hurting, but in the three years that Obama has been there, the reversal of private job losses has stopped and the growth of government has also been stopped. The biggest shrinkage has been public sector jobs. That’s what Republicans wanted, isn’t it? Well, maybe only if they could take credit. And again, Mitt Romney and Bain are not responsible for the majority of these people still unemployed. |
Tuesday, March 20, 2012
There was a good movie with a great title called “Other People’s Money.” Since the title’s been taken one won't be able to make a movie looking back on the Romney campaign and call it that name. But it is that. Mitt Romney’s actually finally getting tight for money despite having outspent Santorum 4-1 in Ohio and having outraised all other Republican challengers combined. Yet he has yet to contribute a single dime to his own campaign and says basically he doesn’t intend to. He’s basically telling donors and complaining because he has the lowest percentage of the small donors of any the Republican candidates, you contribute, I won’t. Is this another Mitt “I don’t know if I’m rich” moment? But bit by bit, Mitt won’t support Mitt, at least not from his own pocketbook. |
Saturday, March 10, 2012
There is recent news on the smoking habits of America’s youth and it’s not for the good. Apparently 3800 high school students per day are taking up this odious habit and 80% of those who do so will continue for life. Speaking of life, obviously the fact that it will be both impaired, and shortened, is not enough of a deterrent. And that’s because threats of mortality are immaterial to the young that consider themselves immortal. So, let me have the temerity to suggest that cigarette packages should display a warning that will portent a fate worse than death to the young who are making this decision. It would read as follows; if you use this product as directed you will stink and your looks will suck.!!!!! |
Mitt Romney has raised a lot of money, or we should say a lot of money has been raised for him by his big donors. Most of them have now reached the legal limit. So then there’s all those many, many, many small donors which fueled Obama in 2008 and also in 2012, which are fueling Newt Gingrich and Rick Santorum now. But where are they? They’re not. There’s almost no small donors for Mitt Romney. Now here’s a funny thing about the Mitt Romney donations. Here’s one untapped person who hasn’t given anything to the Romney campaign….Mitt Romney. Oh my gosh, the jockey don’t want to bet on his own horse. Obviously he’s not running Secretariat. Bit by bit, it gets tougher to explain Mitt. !!!!! |
This has nothing to do with the Born-Agains. This has to do with this Mormanism-After-Death-Religion-Agains. (Don’t know if there’s a category for that but it’s really starting to get nauseating). It seems the Morman Church has taken this custom of POSTHUMOUSLY baptizing people who were born, lived and died as Jews. Some of the more famous names of the past and now it comes out in the present include slain journalist Daniel Pearl. Mr. Pearl’s parents were surprised and were anything but pleased.Their quote is “We realize the Morman ministers who baptized our son posthumously meant to offer him salvation in the most honorable way they know how.” They go on to say they appreciate the good intentions but as they have said, and anyone who knew Daniel Pearl knew, he lived and died as a proud Jew. When we hear of things like that with religions, I hope these people don’t put it in the same paragraph as wishing for a non-intrusive government, because they have a pretty intrusive style.!!!!! |
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