Monday, January 28, 2013

Contradiction in terms

After listening to the right wing "facts" on gun violence, we announce a new contradiction in terms; "fact-based conservative"

Sunday, January 27, 2013

A REDEFINITION OF CHUTZPAH

The Congressional Hispanic caucus was invited to the White House and the Republicans complained because none of them were invited. This is a redefinition of chutzpah, since the Republicans elected no Hispanics to any congressional offices.

This week in right-wing dumb da dumb

We actually mean; mean mean mean mean. Worried that not enough young people will appreciate the joys of assault weapons, the weapons industry is supporting a new publication called "Junior  Shooters". As was published today in the NYT one article goes as follows: "Who knows?" it said. "Maybe you'll find a Bushmaster AR 15 under your tree some frosty Christmas morning!" ' It would be a frosty day indeed.

Sunday, January 20, 2013

The latest in right wing dumb da dumb dumb

In North Carolina, Indiana and Ohio gun advocates assembled for what they called a "peaceful protest" against the paranoia over guns and their safety. Sounds reassuring enough, but five people were accidentally shot at these events. Several by a shotgun, one who shot himself, and one by a semi automatic weapon, with the condition of the person at this time unknown. Reassured yet?

This week in right wing dumb da dumb dumb

Nuts about acorn: the Republican party (at least the tea party branch) is circulating a rumor that Obama stole this past election due to the manuevering of Acorn, which shows that they are nuts about Acorn. Reason; the organization has been disbanded for over three years now...can we do the same with some of them?

Thursday, January 17, 2013

This weekend; right wing dumb dumb dumb lobbyist

The lobbyist for gun  rights in Hartford, CT a man named Robert Crook (yes that's his real name ) has defended the rights for people to practice Target shooting with assault rifles. He says it's a game, much like bowling, can we use the pinhead analogy at this point?


Thursday, January 10, 2013

This week in right-wing; dumb da dumb da dumb dumb

One James Tracy a"professor" in the field of media history employed by Florida Atlantic University has outdone all the previous right-wing conspiracy nuts for 2013. The year has just begun, but he is already a winner. Here's his theory: The Newtown shootings were part of a conspiracy so the government could confiscate weapons. What should be confiscated is his license to teach in an American University, and probably his right to drive because he's way off the road. For all those who say they all do it, find me anyone, anywhere near as wacky on the left side...I'd love to hear about it, and real FOX News would sure be glad to print it. In the meantime the correct description of Mr. Tracy would be obviously unprintable.

Tuesday, January 1, 2013

The Louse of Representatives

Once again Eric Cantor is singing off key and you have to really wonder who this member of the House of Representatives actually  represents. 64% of Americans (or more) agrees there should be a tax rise on those Americans that are most fortunate financially, and the fact is that 67% of those very Americans agree that they should be paying higher taxes. And with a 89 to 8 majority, the US Senate approved such a measure. But those louses of representatives just won't put it to a vote even though they know it would get approximately 40 to 50% of the Republican vote and almost all the Democrats, and would most certainly pass. Some years back there was a song called "Coward of the County" but these Republicans are cowards of the country. And to repeat, just whom do they represent?

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