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Thursday, August 29, 2013
Tuesday, August 27, 2013
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Monday, August 26, 2013
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The NRA has long claimed that “guns don’t kill (or hurt) people, people kill people”. That statement got additional gravitas when on Saturday night James Pace Sr. 81 years of age (from the New Haven, CT area) lay in wait for a problem raccoon. During the “hunt” he sneezed, fell out of his chair, and accidentally shot himself in the leg (thankfully, he will be fine). So we can add to the NRA’s disclaimer that guns don’t hurt people…sneezes hurt people.
Monday, August 19, 2013
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Tuesday, August 13, 2013
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Thursday, August 8, 2013
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Although I never did vote for George W. Bush as President, I
was relieved to learn that he had come through his medical cardiac procedure
with flying colors. That said, I wish him continued good health, and of course,
that which makes it possible…good health care.
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Baseball and football are different sports. Baseball is
America’s pastime, day after day, month after month, football is America’s
event. For example, so many fall and winter Sundays are built around the NFL, particularly
the playoffs and most particularly the Super Bowl. That said, baseball has suspended
a goodly number of stars for violating its rules against using PED’s, while
football has shown much less proactivity in monitoring its cheaters. Maybe it’s
because baseball drug offenders skew the record books that we all hold so dear
and offensive linemen weighing over 300 pounds do not. Case in point, in 1970
only 1 NFL player weighed more than said 300 pounds while now there are nearly
600 so supersized. So it seems fair to say that while baseball is at least
trying, football is still lying, to its fans and maybe to itself.
Friday, August 2, 2013
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It turns out that the number one Corporation in United States
of America for stashing money off shore is (as many suspected all along)
GE. It's a just a bit ironic, the people who run these corporations
traditionally support Republican candidates who just as traditionally
fight against forms of sensation. Surprising because what does GE care
about taxes, they never pay them.
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