Thursday, August 29, 2013

Fauxlosophy

 One of the most gratifying things one can hear is "I heard lies about you before I met you, but learned the truth after I had. The truth served you better"

Tuesday, August 27, 2013

Measles spots from "science" that's hardly spot on

 Near Fort Worth, Texas there is a mega church where almost 2 dozen cases of measles - a disease once thought eradicated - have now originated. Now they are giving the children measles shots, but this disease which is totally preventable only became renewable because these people had chosen  not to be fully vaccinated. Why? Because many people seem to erroneously believe that getting vaccinated is connected to autism, and their logic and their science is hardly spot on. Which regrettably is why their bodies have spots on them.  Golly, you just plain folks, if you weren't working so hard on secession petitions, maybe in the case preventable disease you'd be  succeeding

Monday, August 26, 2013

Guns don’t hurt people…

The NRA has long claimed that “guns don’t kill (or hurt) people, people kill people”. That statement got additional gravitas when on Saturday night James Pace Sr. 81 years of age (from the New Haven, CT area) lay in wait for a problem raccoon. During the “hunt” he sneezed, fell out of his chair, and accidentally shot himself in the leg (thankfully, he will be fine). So we can add to the NRA’s disclaimer that guns don’t hurt people…sneezes hurt people.
 

Fauxlosophy

A good partner and coach instructs in private and praises in public, one that doesn't isn't.

Monday, August 19, 2013

Newsflash, or maybe not

One of the big big pushers for keeping the aid to the Egyptian military as was pointed out today's New York Times and on "This Week " is (of course) Israel. And reluctantly I have to agree. Could you only call off aid once? Or maybe they should emulate my new approach "to half  and to half not"?

Tuesday, August 13, 2013

No not another Cuban embargo

There is a rumor and we hope it's true that Mark Cuban wants to buy the New York Yankees and there's another rumor that Major League Baseball will prevent this innovative and certainly committed owner from getting into their "club". Why Hank and Hal Silverspooners are not helping the Yankees, please MLB not another Cuban embargo.

Thursday, August 8, 2013

Mr. Bush, here's to your health and care


Although I never did vote for George W. Bush as President, I was relieved to learn that he had come through his medical cardiac procedure with flying colors. That said, I wish him continued good health, and of course, that which makes it possible…good health care.


Baseball trying, football lying


Baseball and football are different sports. Baseball is America’s pastime, day after day, month after month, football is America’s event. For example, so many fall and winter Sundays are built around the NFL, particularly the playoffs and most particularly the Super Bowl. That said, baseball has suspended a goodly number of stars for violating its rules against using PED’s, while football has shown much less proactivity in monitoring its cheaters. Maybe it’s because baseball drug offenders skew the record books that we all hold so dear and offensive linemen weighing over 300 pounds do not. Case in point, in 1970 only 1 NFL player weighed more than said 300 pounds while now there are nearly 600 so supersized. So it seems fair to say that while baseball is at least trying, football is still lying, to its fans and maybe to itself.


Friday, August 2, 2013

Aw Gee, GE

It turns out that the number one Corporation in United States of America for stashing  money off shore is (as many suspected all along) GE. It's a just a bit ironic, the people who run these corporations traditionally support Republican candidates who just as traditionally fight against forms of sensation. Surprising because what does GE care about taxes, they never pay them.

Forget Twitter, the next big thing is Barker

Some dogged entrepreneurs (pardon the pun) have come up with a station on cable to entertain "man's best friend". What it is, is a channel about dogs for dogs showing the dogs so they can hear dogs when they're alone in the house. However, unlike many cable stations it will not be free, we understand that the cost is $4.99 a month. Why the surcharge? Well because normally cable stations make their income from advertisements as their happy viewers whip out their credit card and spend on advertised  products. We expect the "viewers" of this canine cable source will be happy, but we believe the people who are marketing are correct...most of us don't give our pets purchasing power, as much as we love them.

The Faux News Network Principles


A) We distort, you abide
B) Or we retort if you deride, unless we choose not to
C) Complete sentences are acceptable in lieu of complete truths
D) It’s OK to criticize the 2006 Democratic Congress for all America’s problems since 2001
E) We shoot from the flip
F) We’re not always accurate but we’re always certain
G) On what we feel is wrong in this world, we can’t stop people from saying I don’t agree or I don’t care, but we won’t let them say I didn’t know
H) The director’s board has a whim of irony
I) In times of emergency, we should rally around our President: In times of democracy he should do the same for us
J) We proudly plagiarize in advance, examples available upon request
K) It’s easy to be fun-based when you’re fact based
L) Good news parody makes for good news parity
M) And, of course, our goal is and always will be to be the most trusted name in Faux News