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Wednesday, September 25, 2013
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The right wing while complaining about class warfare against
the sometimes underprivileged hedge fund managers is engaging in some class
warfare of their own. First, they feel like poor people will lift themselves
out of poverty if they are less nourished and thus they are fighting food
stamps on all fronts. Secondly, the house just had its 40th+ vote to
defund Obamacare which would leave some 30 million Americans uncovered. But the
“sick” joke here is that less than 50% of the American workers receive a single
paid sick day. So with less food, no medical attention when ill, and lost wages
when they attempt to recover…how can those below the poverty line or the working
poor not succeed? The way to succeed is
to heed the words of B list actor and A list tea party spokesman Craig T. Nelson who said on camera concerning his
own unaided rise from poverty to success “when I was on welfare and food stamps
who helped me”?
Thursday, September 12, 2013
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Tuesday, September 10, 2013
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It turns out George Zimmerman is in the news, and involved with police again; as he pulled a gun on his wife, who oh golly, might divorce him, or might not, or who knows. He also punched her father. No charges have been filed as yet, because we have it on good authority that both Mrs. Zimmermann and her dad were in possession of skittles, iced tea and have an extensive collection of hoodies.
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