Wednesday, June 17, 2015

FREE HAIRDRESSING!


There are reports that Bernie Sanders and Hillary Clinton plan to Institute a program of deduction on college tuitions. Donald Trump is going to counter that with a run for the presidency...hairdresser schools and hair weaves will be free for all.

Tuesday, June 16, 2015

Thick armor, thick society


Thick armor, thick society: The man who instituted the armored car attack on the Dallas police headquarters was fortunately the only casualty. But as thick as the armor on that vehicle complete with gun slots was, I think we're a little thicker as a society when it comes to guns. Because consider, he bought this assault vehicle on eBay from a South Carolina police department with no ID, no background check, and heaven knows where he got those assault weapons. So thank heaven there were no innocent victims among the police and the bystanders.....this time.

Monday, June 15, 2015

Lets blame Clinton


I think it's time for real FOXNews to shift our focus from blame Obama to blame Hillary. We figured out he got elected twice by total of 13,000,000 for the two elections which is a touch more than George W. Bush's composite of 3,000,000 (well just the number "1"). So let's focus on Mrs. Clinton. First, we've all heard the break out those two murderers in northern New York; don't you think it's more than a coincidence that it's the "Clinton" prison where security was so lax.....

Tuesday, June 9, 2015

Bikini Observation

Regarding the Texas takedown of a 15-year-old girl in a bikini by a police officer. There are differing stories of how rowdy the kids were and I can't honestly say for sure where
all fault lies, but I have strong opinions on bikinis, most of them favorable. And I feel qualified to make this observation; the skimpier the bikini, the less likelihood of concealed weapons, at least of the lethal sort.

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