New Word Nomination


Nomination for a  free brand-new word: DECISE (A precise decision under pressure)

We're asking Jeb!

While we will always miss Brian Williams, give Lester Holt kudos for asking Jeb Bush one of the key questions that seems to never get asked. That is, if W had not invaded Iraq, and knocked out the main nemesis of Iran, would there be an ISIS? A lot of real knowledgeable people on the subject say no, but  we are not asking real knowledgeable people, we're asking JEB!

All Al Gore's Fault


Today's non-climate change non-global warming temperatures: Fresno 104°, Las Vegas 109°, Phoenix 108°. And he gets "better", as in it will be a hot time in the old town tonight. In Palm Springs where it's 112° in Death Valley where it's 119°. All Al Gore's fault.

There is no global warming

We had one of the warmest December and beginning of January's on record, and then a very cold second half of January and a good chunk of February. Which made the yahoos say global warming is a hoax, the science was not settled, and after all almost 1/2 of 1% of the sciences disagree. Well, that many. So here are some of the temperatures today in our non-globally warmed country: Dallas 105°, Houston 104°, Mobile 100, Birmingham 102°. And it gets "better" (as in hotter), New Orleans 106 degrees, Jackson 108°, and our "winner" Alexandria, Louisiana 109°. Fine, there's no global warming, but i'll bet if it happens it will get really hot.