Wednesday, June 28, 2017

Gonna get soaked


There's a certain type of land speculator who continues to buy Florida beachfront property and denies climate change. Forgive the expression, but I think down the road they're going to get soaked.

Wednesday, June 21, 2017

Stubborn or stupid?


For your approval on subjects widely divergent, consider the strange habits people get in to. Whether it's the questions they don't ask or foolish habits they acquire, as in sliding headfirst into bases. For example, the best player in baseball Mike Trout is out, and the best prospect and baseball Gleyber Torres is missing the rest of the season for the same foolish act. This begs the question, do you always have to be stupid if you're stubborn, or is it guaranteed you'll be stubborn if you're stupid?

Thursday, June 15, 2017

The business of giving


When in the business of philanthropy in the matters of money and regarding the use of the threat, you need to know how to threaten, even more important when to threaten, and most important of all who to threaten

The Faux News Network Principles


A) We distort, you abide
B) Or we retort if you deride, unless we choose not to
C) Complete sentences are acceptable in lieu of complete truths
D) It’s OK to criticize the 2006 Democratic Congress for all America’s problems since 2001
E) We shoot from the flip
F) We’re not always accurate but we’re always certain
G) On what we feel is wrong in this world, we can’t stop people from saying I don’t agree or I don’t care, but we won’t let them say I didn’t know
H) The director’s board has a whim of irony
I) In times of emergency, we should rally around our President: In times of democracy he should do the same for us
J) We proudly plagiarize in advance, examples available upon request
K) It’s easy to be fun-based when you’re fact based
L) Good news parody makes for good news parity
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