Oracle strips

Talk about a top (and for that matter bottom) line what kind of nights out did the Oracle employees have recently in San Francisco? Well the strip club that they spent their time in got them a major cover charge, to the tune of $33,000 that's what their unpaid tab is according to the lawsuit. Oracle at the present time is taking a hands-off approach to any response, as opposed to.....

Is this a sick joke or what?

The right wing while complaining about class warfare against the sometimes underprivileged hedge fund managers is engaging in some class warfare of their own. First, they feel like poor people will lift themselves out of poverty if they are less nourished and thus they are fighting food stamps on all fronts. Secondly, the house just had its 40^th+ vote to defund Obamacare which would leave some 30 million Americans uncovered. But the “sick” joke here is that less than 50% of the American workers receive a single paid sick day. So with less food, no medical attention when ill, and lost wages when they attempt to recover…how can those below the poverty line or the working  poor not succeed? The way to succeed is to heed the words of B list actor and A list tea party spokesman Craig  T. Nelson who said on camera concerning his own unaided rise from poverty to success “when I was on welfare and food stamps who helped me”?

The blind bleeding the blind?

What could happen if a blind person shot another blind person? You are probably asking what's a blind person doing with a gun. Well in the state of Iowa, due to NRA influence he or she would have it legally, because they have gone to court to say that the Second Amendment is a right and that everyone should have this right to get permits specifically including blind people. So if one blind person winged another it would truly be the blind bleeding the blind. But seriously folks how do we make up crazy right-wing stuff given the reality of their make up?

We believe they had skittles

It turns out George Zimmerman is in the news, and involved with police again; as he pulled a gun on his wife, who oh golly, might divorce him, or might not, or who knows. He also punched her father. No charges have been filed as yet, because we have it on good authority that both Mrs. Zimmermann and her dad were in possession of skittles, iced tea and have an extensive collection of hoodies.

Fauxlosophy

 One of the most gratifying things one can hear is "I heard lies about you before I met you, but learned the truth after I had. The truth served you better"

Measles spots from "science" that's hardly spot on

 Near Fort Worth, Texas there is a mega church where almost 2 dozen cases of measles - a disease once thought eradicated - have now originated. Now they are giving the children measles shots, but this disease which is totally preventable only became renewable because these people had chosen  not to be fully vaccinated. Why? Because many people seem to erroneously believe that getting vaccinated is connected to autism, and their logic and their science is hardly spot on. Which regrettably is why their bodies have spots on them.  Golly, you just plain folks, if you weren't working so hard on secession petitions, maybe in the case preventable disease you'd be  succeeding

Guns don’t hurt people…

The NRA has long claimed that “guns don’t kill (or hurt) people, people kill people”. That statement got additional gravitas when on Saturday night James Pace Sr. 81 years of age (from the New Haven, CT area) lay in wait for a problem raccoon. During the “hunt” he sneezed, fell out of his chair, and accidentally shot himself in the leg (thankfully, he will be fine). So we can add to the NRA’s disclaimer that guns don’t hurt people…sneezes hurt people.

 

Fauxlosophy

A good partner and coach instructs in private and praises in public, one that doesn't isn't.

Newsflash, or maybe not

One of the big big pushers for keeping the aid to the Egyptian military as was pointed out today's New York Times and on "This Week " is (of course) Israel. And reluctantly I have to agree. Could you only call off aid once? Or maybe they should emulate my new approach "to half  and to half not"?

No not another Cuban embargo

There is a rumor and we hope it's true that Mark Cuban wants to buy the New York Yankees and there's another rumor that Major League Baseball will prevent this innovative and certainly committed owner from getting into their "club". Why Hank and Hal Silverspooners are not helping the Yankees, please MLB not another Cuban embargo.

Mr. Bush, here's to your health and care

Although I never did vote for George W. Bush as President, I was relieved to learn that he had come through his medical cardiac procedure with flying colors. That said, I wish him continued good health, and of course, that which makes it possible…good health care.

Baseball trying, football lying

Baseball and football are different sports. Baseball is America’s pastime, day after day, month after month, football is America’s event. For example, so many fall and winter Sundays are built around the NFL, particularly the playoffs and most particularly the Super Bowl. That said, baseball has suspended a goodly number of stars for violating its rules against using PED’s, while football has shown much less proactivity in monitoring its cheaters. Maybe it’s because baseball drug offenders skew the record books that we all hold so dear and offensive linemen weighing over 300 pounds do not. Case in point, in 1970 only 1 NFL player weighed more than said 300 pounds while now there are nearly 600 so supersized. So it seems fair to say that while baseball is at least trying, football is still lying, to its fans and maybe to itself.

Aw Gee, GE

It turns out that the number one Corporation in United States of America for stashing  money off shore is (as many suspected all along) GE. It's a just a bit ironic, the people who run these corporations traditionally support Republican candidates who just as traditionally fight against forms of sensation. Surprising because what does GE care about taxes, they never pay them.

Forget Twitter, the next big thing is Barker

Some dogged entrepreneurs (pardon the pun) have come up with a station on cable to entertain "man's best friend". What it is, is a channel about dogs for dogs showing the dogs so they can hear dogs when they're alone in the house. However, unlike many cable stations it will not be free, we understand that the cost is $4.99 a month. Why the surcharge? Well because normally cable stations make their income from advertisements as their happy viewers whip out their credit card and spend on advertised  products. We expect the "viewers" of this canine cable source will be happy, but we believe the people who are marketing are correct...most of us don't give our pets purchasing power, as much as we love them.

Fauxlosophy

The difference between an open mind and ideological mind is this; when an ideological mind learns conflicting facts it changes the way it argues. When the open minded person learns of inconsistencies, it changes the way they think.