Wednesday, May 14, 2014

A hit by Mitt


Real FOX News: keep your Mitts on this idea. Guess who's come out for an increase in the minimum wage former Republican standardbearer for the office of president of the United States, Mitt Romney. We here at real fox congratulate him and as we've always said there's no more rational Republican than one who isn't seeking office

Happy Birthday Stephen Colbert


We wish a happy 50 to the great one Stephen Colbert, who has in the past quoted us (even if he didn't acknowledge it) and we love him still. 

Monday, May 12, 2014

Non promises he will keep


On "This Week" Senator Marco Rubio said what he would as President to solve climate change. He said he would do absolutely nothing to address the human part of the problem. And thats just perfect, because many people feel the tea party are the descendants of the "know nothing" party, and Mr. Rubio has now claimed the leadership of the "do nothing" party. And to "do nothing" is a promise he can surely keep.

Friday, May 2, 2014

The most interesting man in the world


THE ONLY MAN EVER TO MAKE A PROFIT - AND HE MADE RECORD PROFITS -RUNNING A STARBUCKS FRANCHISE AT BYU

Thursday, May 1, 2014

The most interesting man in the world



WHEN HE STARES INTO A WOMEN’S EYES SHE SAYS “EXCUSE ME MY BREASTS ARE DOWN HERE”

Wednesday, April 30, 2014

The most interesting man in the world


WHEN HE'S  PULLED OVER FOR EXCEEDING THE LEGAL LIMIT, THEY RAISE THE LEGAL LIMIT

Saturday, April 19, 2014

Self serving? for once, not


How are the Republican Party and the NRA alike? Really, at one time they both served the public interest, not their own

Thursday, March 20, 2014

The NCAA Games


The NCAA has a quartet of games two days before the field of 64 really begins; some call it round one, some want to call it "play in" games but they're both wrong. They should call it the four – play games, an accurate and somewhat eye-catching title.

Monday, March 17, 2014

An interesting distinction


One of the distinctions we  hopefully learn as we get older is that  there is a big difference between what we can control and what we can predict.

Monday, March 10, 2014

The room that was empty...


Last week at  CPAC (the event/revival/pre-convention for republican conservative stars) there was an interesting sidelight: namely  there was a room where they had a "Minority panel". And the room was virtually empty.

To Republicans; Forget theology & ideology...learn biology


Ana Navarro, Republican strategist on "This Week" give an interesting "biblical" parallel to the Republican CPAC convention. She bragged about the "diversity" of the points of view, and said it was like Noah's  Ark "one of everything". Dear Ana, if you believe the story literally of Noah's Ark you should really know they had "two" of everything or later they would've had none of everything. For you guys to get better on Bible stuff you are going to have to get better on biological stuff.

Friday, March 7, 2014

General malfeasance by a Lt. Col. 


Lt. Col. Joseph Morse is under investigation by the army's criminal investigation command for groping a female army lawyer during a legal conference in Northern Virginia in 2011. What makes this case fascinating is that the army is attempting to train prosecutors to handle physical abuse and sexual abuse cases. And, that happens to be the exact job description of the above mentioned Joseph Morse. So forgive the play on words, but lets put this in "Morse" code; You are supposed to "handle" sexual abuse cases, not "handle" the females that work with you.

Tuesday, February 18, 2014

Common Wisdom

Regarding our cosmic view of "men" and "women" consider this; common wisdom is that we always LOSE to Father Time, but GET the gift of life from Mother Nature

Monday, February 10, 2014

The art of the deal

In business as in life it's always a work in progress to stay on top of a guy who deals from the bottom.

Monday, February 3, 2014

On Addiction Predictions


The movements to legalize marijuana have (as have many things) divided our country. 49% favor it and 48% oppose it and those that oppose it point out (correctly) that a certain amount of people will definitely become addicted. But and it's a big but, putting aside that marijuana by almost all accounts is far less lethal than alcohol or tobacco, just how does it stack up habit wise, particularly for those that begin using as teenagers? Here are the numbers as to just how many will become addicted; 9% of the people who smoke marijuana, 15% of the people who drink, and 32% of smokers will never quit. Isn’t it ironic that the substance which is the least addictive (on many levels) and is the least dangerous has by far the greatest legal consequences?


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