Mike Huckabee, Arkansas Republican running for president, is now the leader in the Iowa primary polls. As we at the Faux and others have mentioned, he’s now being taken more seriously and thus being examined position wise more seriously, and one such policy is his view on guns. He wants them, you see, for all our citizens, for hunting (quite logical), for home security (we guess if you don’t have a dog) and most interestingly, he also recommends that people arm themselves to protect them from the government. OK . . . this is a bit different, from mainstream politicians, anyway, but what if Mr. Huckabee actually wins the election. Then, seriously, when he is leading the government, doesn’t it follow that he’s advising the populace to arm themselves against him.
Monday, December 10, 2007
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