Thursday, September 18, 2008

MCCAIN-PALIN FAUX FRIEND TO WOMEN MOMENT

Here is this week's McCain-Palin Faux Friend to Women Moment, and again this does not reflect the view here at the Faux.

Said about Cindy McCain, in public: "She is such a c*nt."
The source: Senator John McCain-Faux friend to women.

Aside: a Faux financial bit of speculation-Cindy McCain did make John McCain sign a prenup.

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