Tuesday, May 5, 2009




RUSH TO GRUDGEMENT



Rush Limbaugh has “cheered” the departure of Sen. Arlen Specter from the Republican party, and has publicly announced to Specter “take McCain and his daughter with you”. Now first we need a good nickname for Rush Limbaugh; maybe Rush Drugmore or Rush Lymphdraw? We don’t know, but we would value your input. Secondly, this is the new Republican party, and the big tent may not be wide but they sure are high (on something). Because when John McCain is too left wing for you, exactly where is your center? So, thank you Mr. Limbaugh for your rush to grudgement.

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