Monday, August 30, 2010

LET’S START OUT WITH SOME DICK BLUMENTHAL SUGGESTIONS

Linda McMahon said no to healthcare for her employees, no to testing for steroids, no to safe working environment, she is the perfect person for the Party of NO. Second approach; you get people in their 50s & 60s saying “I hear from Linda McMahon they want outsiders, experience doesn’t count”. And then you have a surgeon, a fireman, a police chief, an airline pilot…you get people that are actually in those occupations supporting Richard Blumenthal and saying “we hear McMahon wants outsiders and not experience. Trust me, in a crunch you want my experience”.

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