Thursday, March 10, 2011

PROOF THAT SOME PEOPLE HAVE TOO MUCH MONEY, THE HAIR APPARENTLY 

A lock of Justin Bieber’s hair went for somewhere between 15 and 40 thousand dollars (accounts differ) but these accounts should lose no accounting for what folks think is worth spending on. Not that we have a country and a world where there is some poverty, hunger and suffering, but if the heavens want proof  that there is economic disparity and too much funny money rolling around in people’s lives the answer is the hair apparently.

Posted by Unknown at Thursday, March 10, 2011

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